The Birth of JFBKR

It was a cloudy Tuesday afternoon and the girls at YWiC were all engaged in a riveting Planeto quiz race, when a mysterious stranger joined their race. Rolling her mouse over his picture (the generic profile shadow picture) Jen exclaimed "Some Jeff Baker guy just joined our race." The girls all looked at each other in confusion, for none of them knew who this mythical Jeff Baker was. With a shrug and a nod the girls continued their quiz race, unaware that it would be their last......

As the girls continued their race they realized that Jeff Baker was a total jerk. He kept getting each answer right and quickly got ahead of all of the girls. At the end of the race Jeff Baker was declared to be the winner, and Noor swore so profusely and loudly that Janie fainted in her seat. While Jen tried to bring Janie back around, Sam, Marie, and Noor formulated a plan so diabolical it would end Jeff Baker for sure.....

Sam excitedly filled Janie and Jen in on the plan, her Cockney accent coming out in her excitement, "Right ho old chap! So we've deci'ed that we're goin' ta' bleed the bloody blood ou' a' Jeff Baka's account. We're gona' all sign out o' the quiz a' the same bloody time, so that wanka' is left all by his lonesome." Marie injected a healthy "Aye!" of agreement, her voice laced with her pirate heritage, and looked at Jen and Janie expectantly. The two girls looked at each other, exchanged a few well phrased Latin phrases, and also agreed to the dastardly plot.....

The girls looked at each other one last time before committing this act of revenge against the jerk Jeff Baker. The simultaneous click of four mouses thundered through computer lab 118, and then it was done, that terrible foe had been defeated. Our glorious heroes shared a freeze frame high five, then scampered off to lunch with a happy skip.