PBLD- Post Battle Love Disorder

After our heroes won The Battle of Planeto Hill, they journeyed to room 124 for a grand feast. The table was covered with pizzas that stretched as far as the eye could see, Sam squealed with delight at the sight of them and made a mad dash to the spinach and cheese pizza. She reached her grubby hands forward and gobbled down the whole pizza in two and a half bites, then quickly set her sites on the rest of the pizzas. While Sam was gobbling down an extra gooey cheese pizza Marie and Noor stealthily grabbed a slice of pizza each, and sat down to contemplate their recent victory. When Sam was done wolfing down all of the pizzas she sat down with Marie and Noor to likewise contemplate the defeat of Jeff Baker.
"I wonder if he lives in Las Cruces.." mumbled Marie.
"Lets find out!" exclaimed Sam and in a heartbeat she produced a Yellow Pages phone book from the folds of her jeans. While Sam was searching for Jeff Baker in the phone book, Jen and Janie walked in with some Subway sandwiches (they had to go to Subway because Sam ate all of their pizza) they looked curiously at Sam, wondering why she was defiling a phone book. Noor quickly filled them in on what was going on, with a mysterious twinkle in her eyes.
"Aha! I found it!!" exclaimed Sam "Jeffery L. Baker of 301 Roadrunner Parkway."
"That's right next to my house!" proclaimed Noor in a sultry suggestive tone.
The rest of the girls swiveled their chairs to face Noor with raised eyebrows, surprise evident on their facial expressions.
"OoOoO" mocked Marie "Noor and Jeff Baker sittin' in a tree K-I-S-"
Marie's mocking tune was cut short by the intrusion of Noor's fist in her face,
 "YOU SHUT UP ABOUT JEFF BAKER!" she shouted loudly and dramatically "OR I'LL PUNCH YOU AGAIN" She then turned to face everyone else and in a malicious tone said "Got it?"
"Ye- ye- ye- yes" whispered Marie as she dissolved into terrified tears. Janie and Sam Nodded vigorously, fear shining clearly in their eyes. Noor then turned to look at Jen.
"No." proclaimed Jen in a defiant tone "I think Jeff Baker is a jerk."
"What did you say?" said Noor in low dangerous voice, while cracking her knuckles in a threatening fashion.
"I said that I think Jeff Baker is a jerk." she curtly replied. Noor quickly launched herself at Jen, fists flying and punching her on every inch of skin she could reach. She then jammed her fingers up Jen's nose and laughed like maniac. Jen screamed like a wild banshee and hurled Noor away from her. Noor flew through the air like a wayward comet then slammed in the table, scattering the remnants of the Subway sandwiches all over Sam, Janie and Marie.
"Ugh" denounced Janie "You retards got mustard in my hair!" She then proceeded to launch herself angrily into the fist fighting fray. Marie and Sam took one look at each other, shrugged, then also launched themselves into the brawl.
"OW! Who bit my toe?!" Shrieked Marie from the center of the fray.
"You like mustard? Huh? Huh!" Shouted Janie while grinding the rest of Jen's Subway sandwich in Noor's face. Noor sputtered and spat out some lettuce then punched Janie in stomach. Janie collapsed in heap and Noor proceeded to steal her shoes. While Noor wasn't looking Marie stole the stolen shoes from Noor and looked around for a target. Close by Jen had Sam in a headlock, and started giving her a ferocious noogie
"Uncle! UNCLE!" Sam hollered, but Jen didn't let up until one of Janie's shoes hit her squarely in the side of the head. Marie shrieked in delight at her impeccable aim, and then proceeded to throw the other shoe at Sam's forehead.
"You jerk!" shouted Sam as she got up and jumped on Marie's back, pounding her fists into Marie's head as hard as humanly possible.
All of the sudden the door opened with a loud bang and Rachel stormed into the room. "What are you girls doing?" she demanded. The girls all looked up slowly from their various fighting positions, shaking with fear at the woman before them. "Well?" Rachel demanded once more.
"Uhhh..." the girls mumbled in unison.
"Clean this mess up." Rachel stated calmly. "Then you can all go stand in separate corners."
"Awe man..." whined Jen "I had to stand in the corner so much as a kid that my dog learned to do it when ever my dad said to go stand in the corner."
"I don't think I ever really stood in the corner as kid, all you had to do was yell at me and then I pretty much had enough." stated Marie dreamily while twiddling her thumbs.
"Okay." conceded Noor in a defeated voice "Lets at least call Jeff Baker first, so I can hear his dream boat voice."